Mabnatbug Rulzakbon is a god.

He takes the form of a microscopic, overgenerous butterfly.

Mabnatbug Rulzakbon created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Mabnatbug Rulzakbon, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Mabnatbug Rulzakbon, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Mabnatbug Rulzakbon's most sacred site is Chettipet in India.

Mabnatbug Rulzakbon's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Mabnatbug Rulzakbon loves otters, so they must be respected.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not keep seven ducks in a large pit.