Quillnatgut is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, pitiless faun.

Quillnatgut created the Andromeda Galaxy five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quillnatgut, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Quillnatgut, she will turn you into a goat.

Quillnatgut's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Quillnatgut's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Quillnatgut in the centre of the settlement.

3. Paint representations of planets on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Do not keep five birds in a large pit.