Rowsafflapgovfidyak is a god.

She takes the form of a very thin, impressive wren.

Rowsafflapgovfidyak created the Tadpole Galaxy two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rowsafflapgovfidyak, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Rowsafflapgovfidyak, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rowsafflapgovfidyak's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Rowsafflapgovfidyak's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Feed all hungry snails.

4. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Rowsafflapgovfidyak in the centre of the settlement.

5. Rowsafflapgovfidyak must be the most important thing in your life.