Mumxendid is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, moody chinchilla.

Mumxendid created Europe eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mumxendid, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Mumxendid, she will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Mumxendid's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Mumxendid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill sheep.

2. Never sing in the presence of great tits.

3. Do not trade with those who eat gooseberries.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Mumxendid loves grasshopers, so they must be honoured.