Batwotxen is a god.

She takes the form of a small, unfair chinchilla.

Batwotxen created the Sombrero Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Batwotxen, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Batwotxen, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Batwotxen's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Batwotxen's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

2. Worship no other gods but Batwotxen.

3. Never write about moons.

4. Always make sure there are no gulls in a room before entering it.

5. Never eat gooseberries.