Tiklargvonk is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, able crocodile.

Tiklargvonk created vertebrates two years ago.

If you believe in Tiklargvonk, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Tiklargvonk, it will turn you into a mouse.

Tiklargvonk's most sacred site is Didy in Madagascar.

Tiklargvonk's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Feed all hungry pigs.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.