Kadsatfly is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, astonishing dingo.

Kadsatfly created water six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Kadsatfly, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Kadsatfly, she will not invite you to parties.

Kadsatfly's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Kadsatfly's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never eat bark.

5. Respect your elders.