Rotkabdam is a god.

She takes the form of a small, uncaring cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Rotkabdam created life seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotkabdam, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Rotkabdam, she will refuse to believe in you.

Rotkabdam's most sacred site is Xtul in Mexico.

Rotkabdam's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Rotkabdam in the centre of the settlement.