Dudwikmig is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, duplicitous warg.

Dudwikmig created time and space eight million years ago.

If you believe in Dudwikmig, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Dudwikmig, he will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Dudwikmig's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Dudwikmig's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat green fruit.

2. Never talk about special relativity near porpoises while wearing violet shirts.

3. Never wear trousers.

4. Never paint your arms red.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Dudwikmig.