Bonmobomin is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, witty finch.

Bonmobomin created Mount Everest eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Bonmobomin, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Bonmobomin, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Bonmobomin's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Bonmobomin's Holy Commandments

1. You must pray to Bonmobomin seven times a day.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never write about gravity.