Farmumrutt is a god.
She takes the form of a thin, unthinking lobster.
Farmumrutt created the Sol system nine million years ago.
If you believe in Farmumrutt, she will look on you favourably.
If you do not believe in Farmumrutt, she will turn you into a plant.
Farmumrutt's most sacred site is Kirumampakkam in India.
Farmumrutt's Holy Commandments
1. Do not wear platinum on your body.
2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.
3. Erect five silver sculptures of Farmumrutt on top of important buildings.
4. Do not listen to music.
5. Run away if eight rats approach from the west.