Homcuthapbonk is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, boastful octopus.

Homcuthapbonk created a quark seven million years ago.

If you believe in Homcuthapbonk, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Homcuthapbonk, he will destroy your favourite star.

Homcuthapbonk's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Homcuthapbonk's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Homcuthapbonk.

2. Do not kill goats.

3. Always help sick ducks.

4. You must love Homcuthapbonk.

5. Always make sure there are no ants in a room before entering it.