Haprathak is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, unthinking fox.

Haprathak created the Sombrero Galaxy four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Haprathak, it will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Haprathak, it will turn you into a tree.

Haprathak's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Haprathak's Holy Commandments

1. Never run near moths.

2. Never hurt capybaras.

3. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

4. Never wear hats.

5. Do not keep four shrews in a large pit.