Bumbabfum is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, vain squid.

Bumbabfum created vertebrates nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Bumbabfum, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Bumbabfum, he will ignore you.

Bumbabfum's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Bumbabfum's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink alcohol.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. You must pray to Bumbabfum five times a day.

4. Never think about quantum mechanics.

5. Never mention grasshopers.