Weequartrip is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, moody dolphin.

Weequartrip created a quark four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Weequartrip, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Weequartrip, she will turn you into a worm.

Weequartrip's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Weequartrip's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow pigs, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about snails.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never sing near ducks.

5. Do not make images of living things.