Flytifapp is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unfair hamster.

Flytifapp created Mount Everest five million years ago.

If you believe in Flytifapp, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Flytifapp, he will turn you into a goat.

Flytifapp's most sacred site is Tatul in Bulgaria.

Flytifapp's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no swans in a building before entering it.

2. Erect five silicon sculptures of Flytifapp on top of important buildings.

3. You must pray to Flytifapp three times a day.

4. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Flytifapp on top of all buildings.

5. Always pray immersed in water.