Sablinnutt is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, witty camel.

Sablinnutt created Mount Everest two years ago.

If you believe in Sablinnutt, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Sablinnutt, she will turn you into a slug.

Sablinnutt's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Sablinnutt's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics near ants while wearing pink corsets and balancing five silicon spheres on your arms.

2. Never talk about spacetime near squirrels while wearing brown hats.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never feed lots of garlic to horses while wearing orange dresses.

5. Never think about stars.