Guphud is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, annoying unicorn.

Guphud created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Guphud, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Guphud, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Guphud's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Guphud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five ants in a large pit.

2. Learn three new languages a year.

3. Do not drink water in mauve rooms.

4. Do not shave your chest.

5. Mice are not to be trusted.