Bannegfoblarn is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly fat, cheerful fairy.

Bannegfoblarn created a quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Bannegfoblarn, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Bannegfoblarn, it will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Bannegfoblarn's most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Bannegfoblarn's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt ducks.

2. Never think about dwarf planets.

3. Do not speak about bananas.

4. Put Bannegfoblarn first in all things.

5. Never mention shrews.