Dudwadjadlib is a god.

It takes the form of a six hundred metre long, unsympathetic chinchilla.

Dudwadjadlib created Africa four billion years ago.

If you believe in Dudwadjadlib, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Dudwadjadlib, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Dudwadjadlib's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Dudwadjadlib's Holy Commandments

1. Always help gulls.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Never talk about bacteria.