Wipsisort is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, tiresome dog.

Wipsisort created Mount Everest seven million years ago.

If you believe in Wipsisort, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wipsisort, he will manifest in front of you.

Wipsisort's most sacred site is Syndendro in Greece.

Wipsisort's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

2. Never look at stars.

3. Never talk about spacetime.

4. Always pray immersed in water.

5. You must pray to Wipsisort five times a day.