Nutbabort is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, compassionate lion.

Nutbabort created the Milkyway seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nutbabort, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nutbabort, he will turn you into a hamster.

Nutbabort's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Nutbabort's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about quantum mechanics.

2. Fast once a month.

3. Always make sure there are no frogs in a building before entering it.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.