Parkpanpit Futrigved is a god.

She takes the form of a very long, unfair camel.

Parkpanpit Futrigved created parasitic wasps nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Parkpanpit Futrigved, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Parkpanpit Futrigved, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Parkpanpit Futrigved's most sacred site is Rutalahti in Finland.

Parkpanpit Futrigved's Holy Commandments

1. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

2. Never write about solid mechanics.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Hide if five foxes approach from the east.

5. Erect a large iron sculpture of Parkpanpit Futrigved on top of all buildings.