Watladspag is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, clever seal.

Watladspag created dark energy seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Watladspag, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Watladspag, she will manifest in front of you.

Watladspag's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Watladspag's Holy Commandments

1. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

2. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

3. Mice are unholy and should not be approached.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Erect a giant magenta sculpture of Watladspag in the centre of the settlement.