Bugfetkon is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, clever centaur.

Bugfetkon created the planet Mars nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Bugfetkon, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Bugfetkon, he will be mildly annoyed.

Bugfetkon's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Bugfetkon's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about otters.

2. Always treat porpoises with great respect.

3. You must never eat apples.

4. Do not kill capybaras.

5. Learn six new languages a year.