Fadflatkad is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, almighty goblin.

Fadflatkad created silver five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fadflatkad, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Fadflatkad, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Fadflatkad's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Fadflatkad's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Fadflatkad in the centre of the settlement.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Fadflatkad must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

5. Do not speak about aubergines.