Nillanhat is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, humane hare.

Nillanhat created life three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nillanhat, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Nillanhat, it will turn you into a plant.

Nillanhat's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Nillanhat's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back yellow.

2. Do not kill dogs.

3. Do not wear gray clothing.

4. Never talk about fire.

5. Always take life seriously.