Nuttmifkem is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, awe-inspiring
mink.
Nuttmifkem created the universe three hundred thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Nuttmifkem, he will give you the power of flight.
If you do not believe in
Nuttmifkem, he will turn you into a duck.
Nuttmifkem's most sacred site is Goat's Hole Cave in England.
Nuttmifkem's Holy Commandments1. Do not speak about spinach.
2. Feed all hungry squirrels.
3. Never think about enzymes.
4. Do not drink alcohol.
5. Always take life seriously.