Gebmifhub is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, overgenerous dragon.

Gebmifhub created a charm quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Gebmifhub, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gebmifhub, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Gebmifhub's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Gebmifhub's Holy Commandments

1. Do not hurt monkeys.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Gebmifhub loves horses, so they must be respected.

4. Always treat geese with great respect.

5. Do not fashion models of living things.
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