Gebmifhub is a god.
It takes the form of a fat, overgenerous
dragon.
Gebmifhub created a charm quark three thousand years ago.
If you believe in
Gebmifhub, it will give you great power.
If you do not believe in
Gebmifhub, it will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.
Gebmifhub's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.
Gebmifhub's Holy Commandments1. Do not hurt monkeys.
2. Respect your elders.
3. Gebmifhub loves horses, so they must be respected.
4. Always treat geese with great respect.
5. Do not fashion models of living things.