Sagpagsog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, capable hare.

Sagpagsog created life six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Sagpagsog, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Sagpagsog, he will send three marmosets to sort you out.

Sagpagsog's most sacred site is Diebzig in Germany.

Sagpagsog's Holy Commandments

1. Sagpagsog loves manatees, so they must be honoured.

2. Never think about amino acids.

3. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

4. Never feed lots of cherries to grasshopers while wearing orange dresses.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Sagpagsog.