Cepfitvol is a god.

He takes the form of a large, witless finch.

Cepfitvol created the cosmos four million years ago.

If you believe in Cepfitvol, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Cepfitvol, he will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cepfitvol's most sacred site is Mogonono in Botswana.

Cepfitvol's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat bread.

2. Always obey Cepfitvol's priests.

3. Walk at least three thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about gravity.

5. Hide if six manatees approach from the west.