Fliggidvabjab is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, ruthless walrus.

Fliggidvabjab created the Sombrero Galaxy nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fliggidvabjab, he will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fliggidvabjab, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fliggidvabjab's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Fliggidvabjab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not kill capybaras.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Never think ill of sick otters.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.