Satmanzen is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, calm bird.

Satmanzen created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Satmanzen, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Satmanzen, it will destroy your favourite planet.

Satmanzen's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Satmanzen's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if eight horses approach from the east.

2. Feed all hungry pigs.

3. Always make sure there are no birds in a building before entering it.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Never talk about galaxies.