Yamzigtan is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, awe-inspiring swallow.

Yamzigtan created everything that exists six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Yamzigtan, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Yamzigtan, it will send you a strongly worded letter.

Yamzigtan's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Yamzigtan's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not shave your arms.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Never play with disobedient children.

5. Respect your elders.