Fumhudbat is a god.

He takes the form of a five thousand metre long, narcissistic fairy.

Fumhudbat created dark matter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Fumhudbat, he will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Fumhudbat, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fumhudbat's most sacred site is Askos in Greece.

Fumhudbat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

2. Hide from blue geese for they are unholy.

3. Do not kill dolphins.

4. Run away if three moths approach from the west.

5. Never look at planets.