Fadbugzig is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, bad-tempered newt.

Fadbugzig created the planet Jupiter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Fadbugzig, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Fadbugzig, she will destroy your favourite solar system.

Fadbugzig's most sacred site is Dingcun in China.

Fadbugzig's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about cell theory.

2. Never talk about gravity.

3. Never paint your head blue.

4. Do not kill aardvarks.

5. Never eat green fruit.