Baphomyass is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, selfish raven.

Baphomyass created snails nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Baphomyass, she will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Baphomyass, she will turn you into a snail.

Baphomyass' most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Baphomyass' Holy Commandments

1. Never go into black rooms.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Always obey Baphomyass' priests.

5. Never paint your face mauve.