Arngebnil is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, thoughtless wyrm.

Arngebnil created humankind seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Arngebnil, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Arngebnil, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Arngebnil's most sacred site is Hoddom in Scotland.

Arngebnil's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Arngebnil's name in vain.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Do not wear magenta clothing.

4. Erect nine iron sculptures of Arngebnil on top of important buildings.

5. Run away if seven ducks approach from the west.