Quimjadbog is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, sage gorilla.

Quimjadbog created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quimjadbog, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Quimjadbog, it will strike you with lightening.

Quimjadbog's most sacred site is Dzhanka in Bulgaria.

Quimjadbog's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not take Quimjadbog's name in vain.

4. Never think about comets.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Quimjadbog.