Xennabjatmab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, wise hamster.

Xennabjatmab created the Whirlpool Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Xennabjatmab, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Xennabjatmab, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Xennabjatmab's most sacred site is Bodieve in England.

Xennabjatmab's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never jump near mice.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Never eat green fruit.