Fatlidkan is a god.

He takes the form of a planet-sized, effective sheep.

Fatlidkan created the planet Earth three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Fatlidkan, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Fatlidkan, he will send minions to preach to you.

Fatlidkan's most sacred site is Vandet in Denmark.

Fatlidkan's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear mauve shorts.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Sheep are not to be trusted.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fatlidkan.