Haksatcan is a god.

He takes the form of a large, ill-tempered ant.

Haksatcan created Africa two million years ago.

If you believe in Haksatcan, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Haksatcan, he will turn you into a slug.

Haksatcan's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Haksatcan's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

2. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

3. Always help sick snakes.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Never wear pink skirts.