Vanvegxucflangovcip is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, vain giraffe.

Vanvegxucflangovcip created matter two billion years ago.

If you believe in Vanvegxucflangovcip, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vanvegxucflangovcip, she will not care at all.

Vanvegxucflangovcip's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Vanvegxucflangovcip's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat garlic.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

3. Hide if six monkeys approach from the west.

4. Erect four gold sculptures of Vanvegxucflangovcip on top of important buildings.

5. Do not listen to music.