Ponmitcim is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless crane.

Ponmitcim created an atom six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ponmitcim, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Ponmitcim, it will destroy your home solar system.

Ponmitcim's most sacred site is Cudillero in Spain.

Ponmitcim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never hurt great tits.

3. Do not fashion models of living things.

4. Never write about eukaryotes.

5. Never eat green fruit.