Niglapgat is a god.

He takes the form of a three hundred metre long, unthinking goblin.

Niglapgat created the Sombrero Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Niglapgat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Niglapgat, he will turn you into a worm.

Niglapgat's most sacred site is Artena in Italy.

Niglapgat's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Do not shave your feet.

3. Never wear boots.

4. Do not kill foxes.

5. Hide if eight cats approach from the north.