Pigcetdiss is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, narcissistic faun.

Pigcetdiss created time and space nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pigcetdiss, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Pigcetdiss, he will turn you into a mouse.

Pigcetdiss' most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pigcetdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

2. Otters are not to be trusted.

3. You must pray to Pigcetdiss four times a day.

4. Always wear blue.

5. Never think about the strong nuclear force.