Fombosslog is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, merciless unicorn.

Fombosslog created Mount Everest four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fombosslog, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Fombosslog, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fombosslog's most sacred site is Grimme in Germany.

Fombosslog's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about horizontal gene transfer.

2. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.