Faszodtetti Capbastxem is a god.

She takes the form of a large, duplicitous skunk.

Faszodtetti Capbastxem created time and space nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Faszodtetti Capbastxem, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Faszodtetti Capbastxem, she will ignore you.

Faszodtetti Capbastxem's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Faszodtetti Capbastxem's Holy Commandments

1. Never look at black holes.

2. Feed all hungry swans.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

4. Doves are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Always make sure there are no rats in a building before entering it.