Ligsinrot is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident meerkat.

Ligsinrot created the planet Mars seven billion years ago.

If you believe in Ligsinrot, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Ligsinrot, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Ligsinrot's most sacred site is Mazunte in Mexico.

Ligsinrot's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look at asteroids.

3. Never eat tomatoes.

4. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

5. Always make sure there are no monkeys in a room before entering it.