Listcadrig is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely small, resourceful chicken.

Listcadrig created Africa seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listcadrig, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Listcadrig, it will try to impress you with rainbows.

Listcadrig's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Listcadrig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Listcadrig loves moths, so they must be honoured.

4. Never look at comets.

5. Swans are not to be trusted.